Wednesday 30 June 2010

KILLER BITCH - "Unexpectedly well-made... Resolutely trashy"

The Massachusetts-based Horrorview website - surprisingly well-informed on British culture for a US-based site - has a well-balanced review of the Killer Bitch DVD which starts:
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Killer Bitch” is an unexpectedly well-made but ultra low-budget (and resolutely trashy) indie gangster flick that goes miles out of its way to offend as many people as it possibly can; but unless you happen to work for a British tabloid newspaper, it is very hard to take this video-shot flick’s ridiculously cartoonish portrayal of violent working class machismo all that seriously -- despite it playing host to an insidious sexism that borders on outright misogyny at times, relying on knowing humour and a lively sense of the ridiculous in order to undercut its more unpleasant excesses.

The film is simply a deranged, hormonally pumped-up celebration of testosterone-soaked psychopathy that revels in the bloody glamour of working class criminal thuggery and yob culture in all its foul-mouthed and spittle-flecked glory. From unlicensed boxing to no-holds-barred cage fights; from club land brawling to drug-fuelled beatings and brutal gangland hits: “Killer Bitch” is literally ninety fast-paced minutes of feckless punch drunk sleaze, crammed to bursting point with little more than a succession of leery, muscle-bound ‘blokes’ waving their big guns at people and yelling outlandishly overblown threats into their faces (“I’m gonna rip yer fuckin’ teeth out and shove ’em up your fuckin’ arse! ) before pummelling seven shades of shit out of each other while various pouty, pneumatic bimbettes, culled from late-night phone-in porn channel Babestation, stand around with their fake norks out being either shouted at, shagged or shot, and sometimes all three -- but not necessarily in that order!

If you’re a sullen, pimply fourteen year-old, who’s been driven half insane by inveterate sexual frustration and incessant nocturnal emissions, then this just might be the best film you've ever seen in your life!
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The whole, lengthy review continues on:
http://www.horrorview.com/movie-reviews/killer-bitch

Sunday 27 June 2010

Malcolm Hardee Randiest Fringe Comic Award ?

I'm almost prepared to start a Malcolm Hardee Randiest Fringe Comic Award at the Edinburgh Fringe from 2011 but I might take some persuading on who the judges would be and the title isn't quite right yet. All suggestions gratefully received.

Malcolm would most certainly have approved and the whole idea of the
Malcolm Hardee Awards (2005-2017) is to keep alive the true spirit of the Fringe (and Malcolm's memory). Testosterone, unreliability and rampant egos are the basic building blocks of the Fringe.

The Fringe has got far too respectable for its own good.

The Malcolm Hardee Awards this year will be presented during Nik Coppin's late night "
Shaggers" show on Friday 27th August.

Thursday 17 June 2010

Mr Methane act blown off course in Italy

Mr Methane was performing in northern Italy at the weekend, by the Lakes, and was unable to demonstrate some of the more spectacular parts of his act because of high winds.

The irony. The irony.

www.mrmethane.com

Tuesday 15 June 2010

FARTING RULES AT THE BBC

Mr Methane - the world's only professionally performing flatulist - tells me that, four or five years ago, there was a "three fart rule" on BBC TV children's shows - you could have no more than three fart jokes in any children's TV show.

Is this still the case?

What has the the world come to?

Another great British tradition under attack...

Once you've had three fart jokes, what is the unacceptability of a fourth?