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Saturday, 30 January 2010

Alex Reid, Celebrity Big Brother and 31 music tracks

Well, our KILLER BITCH star Alex Reid won Celebrity Big Brother last night with 65% of the vote and I do believe Davina McCall might have called KILLER BITCH a "cult smash" even before it's released, which can't be bad, but there's much more to the movie than just sex, violence, real criminals, real on-screen fights, former world championship boxers, cage fighters, bare-knuckle champions, Page 3 girls, Babestation babes and potential Daniel Craig James Bond replacements.

The 92-minute movie also includes 31 music tracks:

“STAR SPANGLED ANNA”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“PEACHY”
Performed by Will Crewdson

“TROUBLE ON THE TERRACES”
Performed by The Hyads

“SEXUAL FAVOURS”
Performed by Rotten Ped

“MIDNIGHT TRAVELLER”
Performed by Prophecy

“OUT OF CONTROL”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“BUKKAKE QUEEN”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“OBSESSION”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“Mr TOAD”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“DEATH FROM ABOVE”
Performed by Serotonin

“BIG MISTAKE”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“OSAGE CITY”
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“CYGNUS”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“METAL MAN”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“COLD WIND”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“BASTARD”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“THE GRAIN TRAIN (GET ON BOARD)”
Performed by Dean Rees

“PARK AVENUE”
Performed by Dead Family

“CREEPS”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

“FREAKYLOVEWAY”
Performed by Sid Sings

‘SCREAM FOR ME’
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

‘HEAVY RAIN’
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“BANGED OUT”
Performed by MC Spanish Fly

“HONEY”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

“AFRAID OF THE DARK”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“DEATH PENALTY”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

‘LONG HAIRED WOMAN’
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“TAKEN A HOLD ON ME”
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“FRIENDS AND FOES”
Performed by Isaac's Aircraft

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Oscar Wilde and the "Killer Bitch" sick concoction

Memorable lines... The "Killer Bitch" movie has 'em aplenty. And I imagine few if any of them were ever uttered by Oscar Wilde.

I particularly enjoyed:

"Bring it on! - Aaaaarrggghhh! - I'll rip your fucking eyes out and stick them up your fucking arse!"

Fine words, screamed at the top of his terrifying voice by former bare-knuckle champion and now feared unlicensed fighter Norman Buckland in a large farm shed in the field behind his house as he fought Katie Price's on-off boyfriend Alex Reid. Real punches. Real kicks.

Norman is a terribly nice man and said afterwards: "I dunno where that stuff about the eyes came from. I've never said it in my life before!"

He is a real gent and a great ad-libber. During his scenes, he dropped a large breeze block on top of his head. It wasn't scripted. He just decided to do it without warning to try to help make the scene even better. Afterwards, he turned to our director Liam and asked:

"Did you get it OK? D'you want me to do it another couple of times for safety?"

For safety? FOR SAFETY????

Liam declined, but he was very grateful for the offer.

Perhaps I had too sheltered an upbringing in Ilford, Essex, but I thought

"Bring it on! - Aaaaarrggghhh! - I'll rip your fucking eyes out and stick them up your fucking arse!"

was pretty hard to beat as a memorable line - especially an unscripted one.

But it was run a close second today by a scripted line delivered by Yvette Rowland - a line which, alas, can't be printed here because it gives away one of the movie's major plot twists.

But it is maybe no surprise, given this is "Killer Bitch", that Yvette was sick immediately after she said the line. All in the interests of Art, of course.

She vomited out a creamy-orange-coloured concoction of lemon energy drink, water and crushed biscuits mixed together by our make-up effects man Akgun who, while the scene was being shot, was turning a hairspray can into a flamethrower. I think he may have seen just one too many James Bond films.

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