Rock music, Killer Babe, Killer Bitch and the IRA

Music videos of four of the 31 tracks used in our upcoming 92-minute KILLER BABE movie are now on

www.gangstervideos.co.uk/KillerBitch/music.html

I see in today's Irish Independent that they are calling "Killer Bitch" (the shooting title of "Killer Babe") a "violent porno flick" - again, without having seen any of the movie. The article is written by Eilis O'Hanlon, sister of the late Provisional IRA member and Sinn Fein official Siobhán O'Hanlon; her late uncle was Joe Cahill, former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA, so I'm saying nothing, but can I point out I am Scottish not English?

KILLER BITCH is now KILLER BABE

KILLER BABE is the new title of Killer Bitch - The title change is to please a rather sensitive major retailer, but the content of the movie remains the same.

www.killerbabe.co.uk

Alex Reid, Celebrity Big Brother and 31 music tracks

Well, our KILLER BITCH star Alex Reid won Celebrity Big Brother last night with 65% of the vote and I do believe Davina McCall might have called KILLER BITCH a "cult smash" even before it's released, which can't be bad, but there's much more to the movie than just sex, violence, real criminals, real on-screen fights, former world championship boxers, cage fighters, bare-knuckle champions, Page 3 girls, Babestation babes and potential Daniel Craig James Bond replacements.

The 92-minute movie also includes 31 music tracks:

“STAR SPANGLED ANNA”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“PEACHY”
Performed by Will Crewdson

“TROUBLE ON THE TERRACES”
Performed by The Hyads

“SEXUAL FAVOURS”
Performed by Rotten Ped

“MIDNIGHT TRAVELLER”
Performed by Prophecy

“OUT OF CONTROL”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“BUKKAKE QUEEN”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“OBSESSION”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“Mr TOAD”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“DEATH FROM ABOVE”
Performed by Serotonin

“BIG MISTAKE”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“OSAGE CITY”
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“CYGNUS”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“METAL MAN”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“COLD WIND”
Performed by Stefano Barone

“BASTARD”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“THE GRAIN TRAIN (GET ON BOARD)”
Performed by Dean Rees

“PARK AVENUE”
Performed by Dead Family

“CREEPS”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

“FREAKYLOVEWAY”
Performed by Sid Sings

‘SCREAM FOR ME’
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

“QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

‘HEAVY RAIN’
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“BANGED OUT”
Performed by MC Spanish Fly

“HONEY”
Performed by Rachel Stamp

“AFRAID OF THE DARK”
Performed by Pussycat and The Dirty Johnsons

“DEATH PENALTY”
Performed by Electric Eel Shock

‘LONG HAIRED WOMAN’
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“TAKEN A HOLD ON ME”
Performed by Sweet Felicity Arkwright

“FRIENDS AND FOES”
Performed by Isaac's Aircraft

KILLER BITCH - THE CUTTING EDGE MOVIE

On page 15 of today's new issue of Heat magazine, they say of Killer Bitch: "The fast-cut sex and violence... is unexpectedly avant-garde".

We prefer to call it cutting-edge. As unexpected as a slit throat.

A lot has been said about Killer Bitch, but naturalistic kitchen sink drama it ain't.

It's Tom and Jerry meets Reservoir Dogs... a violent panto.

And it's possible (though not certain) that this Friday's edition of Big Brother's Big Mouth on E4 will show even more footage from the movie.

TO VOTE FOR ALEX REID TO WIN CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER PHONE
09011 323 001
in the UK.

Big Brother's Big Mouth is on E4 Wednesday at 11.25pm and Friday at 11.05pm

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"KILLER BITCH" notches up its first sale

After E4 screened a short clip from the Killer Bitch trailer on Big Brother's Big Mouth last night, the on-screen conversation between presenter Davina McCall, Michelle Heaton and Boyd Hilton (TV & Reviews Editor of Heat magazine), went:

DAVINA: "I'm telling you I'm buying that. On the strength of that trailer, I'm buying that."

MICHELLE: "I guarantee that's a hit already, right?"

BOYD: "We'll be doing a big 4-page review of it."

Phew! So, when the movie comes out, that's one sold, at least!

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Killer Bitch - Alex Reid, "I Spit on Your Grave" and "Apocalpsye Now!"

KILLER BITCH “makes You’ve Been Framed look like Apocalypse Now!” according to Now Magazine’s online edition today… a comparison I enjoy so much it is almost up there with Gore Zone magazine ‘s opinion that KILLER BITCH is “Grand Theft Auto meets I Spit on Your Grave”.

Now magazine were also generous enough to say: “The website for KILLER BITCH is kind of inspired… Now that is manipulation of the press!”

You can make up your own mind by taking a look at www.killerbitch.co.uk

Celebrity Big Brother’s Big Mouth also gave us a very welcome mention on E4 last night.

In response to Alex Reid’s quote in the Celebrity Big Brother house, saying: “I can influence the world a better way by… making life-changing films” they ran an unedited clip from his debut in KILLER BITCH. Davina McCall’s reaction was: “Daniel Craig watch out!” while Terry Christian said, “I thought he was like a young Marlon Brando there. I felt the heat!”

I’m not so sure Stephen Baldwin would approve of KILLER BITCH, though.

Maybe "A sick movie... vile scenes...stomach churning" (Daily Mirror) is not on-message for him.


Meanwhile, editing on the movie continues apace in Northamptonshire, Walthamstow and Chatham.

Killer Bitch, Celebrity Sleaze and Link Mania

Well, Alex Reid has gone into the Celebrity Big Brother house dressed as a man rather than as his alter ego Roxanne.

Pity.

But the good news is that, according to Celebrity Big Brother, we are a "mucky movie" and, according to the News of the World, Alex's career low so far has been appearing in "sleazy gangster film Killer Bitch".

As Oscar said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. And they haven't even seen any clips from Killer Bitch yet.

For a taster of the sort of music we are using, you could do worse than go to the music page of the Killer Bitch website.

"Killer Bitch" Cross Dressing in the Celebrity Big Brother House?

I see the Daily Star is claiming today that, on 3rd January, our Killer Bitch co-star cage-fighting Alex Reid will be going into the Channel 4 Celebrity Big Brother house as his cross-dressing alter-ego Roxanne. If so, it should be worth seeing. And he'll be out in time for our movie release on 8th March; and the publication of the Killer Bitch novel on 1st March.

In our movie, of course, the tabloid storm has always been Alex's participation in the allegedly 'vile' alleged 'rape' scene, one tame frame of which is shown on the Killer Bitch Facebook page

I'm told the News of the World has been attempting to get something straight from the Horse's mouth for around three months now. If they ever get anything straight from the Horse's mouth that their lawyers will allow them to print, it'd better be as good as what we have on film. I'm certainly on tenterhooks.

Just wait till March.

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"Killer Bitch" - How to Get Rid of a Dead Body

So that’s how to get rid of a body leaving no trace? Who would have thought it? I am a simple person and imagined the pigs just ate the flesh or, if you dumped a weighted body into the sea, you just used small-gauge chicken coop netting.

I had an interesting chat with our death consultant ‘Lou’ yesterday afternoon and he set me straight. Amazing a man who knows about such things can have such a delicate palate for food.

The editing has started on Killer Bitch with seven people ensconced in Northamptonshire working right throughout the Christmas and New Year period on three editing machines; plus editing work in Walthamstow and - ooh - somewhere in the depths of the snow in Kent as well. Meanwhile, In Borehamwood, home of both the Indiana Jones and the On The Buses movies, I am using an Apple quill to try to novelise the script. Thus my need to know about the intricacies of pigs’ digestive tracts.

Our ‘Lou’ knows almost as much about animals as the very nice indeed former drug super-dealer Howard Marks. His stories of the sophisticated uses of lion shit and reindeer urine take some beating. He seemed happy with his own upcoming autobiographical movie Mr Nice in which he is played by Rhys Ifans; he had seen a screening of the finished film. It’s certainly a cracking story.

We went to Leeds to film Howard’s scenes for Killer Bitch. They were either the final or penultimate sequences to be filmed.

I’m not 100% certain if they were our last bit of filming because, even though we have now started editing and will finish the final cut in January, there is an extra surprise scene which we may or may not be able to shoot. If we can do it, it will certainly put a smile on my face and should make audiences and journalists sit up in their seats.

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'Dodgy' Dave Courtney Lives Again in "Killer Bitch"

On “Killer Bitch”, we do like a bit of publicity and had plans to kill celebrity gangster ‘Dodgy’ Dave Courtney , but we were scuppered by police action.

We filmed all the set-up and preparations for his death at a big gangland party in South East London but, a couple of days later, before we could shoot scenes of his actual killing, the police arrested him on firearms charges and he was (in the technical phrase used in such circumstances) banged up in Belmarsh with no parole, despite the fact he had no witnesses to threaten, was no risk to anyone and was never going to do a runner. The authorities just enjoyed having him in prison, much like the Krays and Ronnie Biggs.

Dodgy Dave was arrested months ago. Poor Liam, our beleaguered writer/director, had to re-write the script so Dave’s excellent and expensive scenes were kept in the movie but so it also made sense he was not killed. Poor Liam later had to re-script the movie again when allegedly cross-dressing cage fighter Alex Reid (our main co-star) decided not to complete the sequences he had started shooting. Only he and Kate Price/Jordan know why; we certainly don’t. We had to shut down for a month.

The result of all this anarchy was a multiply-re-written script, extra scenes, extra characters, extra performers, extra action, extra colour and, ironically, probably an even better movie - though with escalating extra costs.

All we’re admitting is that the budget is now over £45 and less than £100,000. In other words, it has cost more than Welsh zombie movie “Colin” but has cost less than “Avatar”. It is also fairly safe to say it will be more entertaining than “Batman and Robin” and “The English Patient”. But then so was Andy Warhol's eight-hour movie of the Empire State Building at night; and, yes, I did sit through that.

The good news is that, this week, a London jury took only two hours to clear ‘Dodgy’ Dave on three charges of illegal firearms possession. Anyone who has been in the living room his Plumstead house ‘Camelot’ (you can see it in all its glory in “Killer Bitch”) will know its walls are lined with firearms, swords and I think there may be a suit of armour and a platoon of Japanese soldiers in there somewhere too. But would ‘Dodgy’ Dave do something illegal? I can hardly believe it. As he told the court: "The police keep arresting me for things, but I am no longer a naughty man."

Except in our fictional movie, where he plays himself and is certainly a very naughty man caught with his trousers down and his pecker up.

He will be one of the few to survive “Killer Bitch”. So far, we have had over 160 performers in the movie and most of them seem to have been killed. Still a couple more weeks to go; plenty of time to up the body count.

We might even have time to kill ‘Dodgy’ Dave, but I think poor Liam might not be able to face another re-write and will let him live - perhaps for the sequel which, in the current draft script, opens in a Scottish religious building. Who knows how subsequent events may change it?

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